Tuesday, June 24, 2008
HEY QUEEN OF MEAN FANS! LEGENDARY NETWORK, HBO, SIGNS LISA TO PILOT DEAL!
For the entire scoop, go to:
http://tinyurl.com/5275fq
LISA SIGNED TO BOOK DEAL WITH HARPER COLLINS
Collins Inks Deal With "Comedy's Lovable Queen Of Mean"
New York, NY - CollinsPublishers today announced a major deal with Grammy-nominated comedian Lisa Lampanelli for a collection of her jaw-dropping, politically incorrect rants and observations. THE WORLD ACCORDING TO LISA: The Queen of Mean's Guide to the Universe, to be published in Fall '09, will provide Lampanelli's take on relationships, parenting, fitness, minority groups, religion, and every subject in between. Insult comedian Lampanelli, who is quick to poke fun at her own physical and moral imperfections, has an opinion on every subject under the sun, which is sure to make for a hilarious read.
The New York Times said Lampanelli "talks like a truck driver but resembles a '50s housewife in her pearls, shirtwaist dresses and button-down sweaters." Lampanelli, a former journalist who in May sold out Carnegie Hall for her debut performance there, began her stand-up career in New York in the early '90s and is a frequent guest on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, The Howard Stern Show, and on Comedy Central.
Asked if perhaps this book is an attempt to become part of the literary community, Lampanelli is quick to say, "You bet your ass it is! I'm a classy broad! First, The New York Times, then Carnegie Hall, now a book deal. I'm like Charlotte from Sex and the City -- if Charlotte dated black guys and said the C-word a lot."
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
HEY QUEEN OF MEAN FANS! CHECK LISA OUT SUNDAY NIGHT WHEN SHE ROASTS GENE SIMMONS OF KISS FAME ON HIS A&E SHOW, "GENE SIMMONS' FAMILY JEWELS!"
Tune into A&E at 9:30 p.m. EST to watch the pre-roast telecast and don't touch that dial at 10 p.m. when the official roast gets underway. Joining Lisa in roasting Gene to a crisp are her buddies Paul Mooney, Danny Bonaduce, and Howard Stern regular Craig Gass.
Set your TiVO for this one, folks. It's one you won't wanna miss!
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
HEY HARDCORE QUEEN OF MEAN FANS! GET YOUR TICKETS FOR LISA'S SHOW IN SANTA ROSA, CA!
On Friday, November 21, the Queen of Mean will invade the Wells Fargo Center for the Arts in gorgeous Santa Rosa, CA. Lisa's last show in this theatre sold out in a flash, so you'll want to grab your tickets now!
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
PLAY THE DATING GAME WITH LISA ON HOWARD 101! IS THE QUEEN OF MEAN ALSO YOUR QUEEN OF HEARTS?
Think you're a match for Lisa? Then e-mail your photo to
DateLisa@sirius-radio.com.
Contestants chosen must be:
a) Black
b) Black
c) Available to come to Sirius Satellite Radio studios in New York City on Monday, May 12th, for the broadcast; and
d) Did we mention? Black.
If you've got a good sense of humor and wouldn't mind sharing a plate of chicken 'n waffles with the Queen of Mean, send in your photo to DateLisa@sirius-radio.com. You just might be plucked from obscurity and make it to the final three.
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
HEY, QUEEN OF MEAN AND KING OF ALL MEDIA FANS! TUNE IN YOUR SIRIUS SATELLITE RADIO ON MONDAY, MAY 12TH, FOR A DOUBLE DOSE OF LL!!
And as if that weren't enough, Lisa will be hosting her first one-hour special on Howard 101 that very same evening at 7 p.m. EST. Following in the footsteps of her buddies Andy Dick and Greg Fitzsimmons, Lisa will occupy a full hour of airtime on the station that made Bubba the Love Sponge a household name.
Listen in as Lisa conducts her on-air search for the perfect black man, or as she likes to call it, "Moolie Matchmaker." One year after dating whitey, Lisa is back to the blacks, and will hopefully be successful in her search for the perfect chocolate daddy. Tune in at 7 p.m. on the 12th, for a show you'll never forget.