HEY QUEEN OF MEAN FANS! LEGENDARY NETWORK, HBO, SIGNS LISA TO PILOT DEAL!

It's a match made in heaven -- the edgiest comic out there and the edgiest network EVER! That's right! HBO has signed Lisa Lampanelli to star in, executive produce, and co-create a series. Due in HUGE part to comedic genius/box-office wonder, Jim Carrey, who took Lisa under his wing when he saw her at Los Angeles' Wiltern Theatre nearly a year ago, the deal with the pay network was announced Friday in Variety.

For the entire scoop, go to:
http://tinyurl.com/5275fq

LISA SIGNED TO BOOK DEAL WITH HARPER COLLINS

The Queen of Mean's got an opinion on EVERYTHING, and Harper Collins, one of the leading book publishers in the world, wants to hear them all. So, the publishing giant has signed Lisa to a deal for her first book, "The World According to Lisa: The Queen of Mean's Guide to the Universe." Check out their press release below:

Collins Inks Deal With "Comedy's Lovable Queen Of Mean"

New York, NY - CollinsPublishers today announced a major deal with Grammy-nominated comedian Lisa Lampanelli for a collection of her jaw-dropping, politically incorrect rants and observations. THE WORLD ACCORDING TO LISA: The Queen of Mean's Guide to the Universe, to be published in Fall '09, will provide Lampanelli's take on relationships, parenting, fitness, minority groups, religion, and every subject in between. Insult comedian Lampanelli, who is quick to poke fun at her own physical and moral imperfections, has an opinion on every subject under the sun, which is sure to make for a hilarious read.

The New York Times said Lampanelli "talks like a truck driver but resembles a '50s housewife in her pearls, shirtwaist dresses and button-down sweaters." Lampanelli, a former journalist who in May sold out Carnegie Hall for her debut performance there, began her stand-up career in New York in the early '90s and is a frequent guest on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, The Howard Stern Show, and on Comedy Central.

Asked if perhaps this book is an attempt to become part of the literary community, Lampanelli is quick to say, "You bet your ass it is! I'm a classy broad! First, The New York Times, then Carnegie Hall, now a book deal. I'm like Charlotte from Sex and the City -- if Charlotte dated black guys and said the C-word a lot."

HEY QUEEN OF MEAN FANS! CHECK LISA OUT SUNDAY NIGHT WHEN SHE ROASTS GENE SIMMONS OF KISS FAME ON HIS A&E SHOW, "GENE SIMMONS' FAMILY JEWELS!"

That's right! The air date is finally here. Watch this Sunday, June 15th, when Lisa is among the few 'n the proud to roast musician, father, and shameless self-promoter Gene Simmons.

Tune into A&E at 9:30 p.m. EST to watch the pre-roast telecast and don't touch that dial at 10 p.m. when the official roast gets underway. Joining Lisa in roasting Gene to a crisp are her buddies Paul Mooney, Danny Bonaduce, and Howard Stern regular Craig Gass.

Set your TiVO for this one, folks. It's one you won't wanna miss!

HEY HARDCORE QUEEN OF MEAN FANS! GET YOUR TICKETS FOR LISA'S SHOW IN SANTA ROSA, CA!

Check Lisa out when she makes her triumphant return to one of her favorite venues EVER, beyotches!

On Friday, November 21, the Queen of Mean will invade the Wells Fargo Center for the Arts in gorgeous Santa Rosa, CA. Lisa's last show in this theatre sold out in a flash, so you'll want to grab your tickets now!

PLAY THE DATING GAME WITH LISA ON HOWARD 101! IS THE QUEEN OF MEAN ALSO YOUR QUEEN OF HEARTS?

You know Lisa -- lucky in everything but love. So, Howard 101 has come to the rescue. On Lisa's one-hour special on Howard 101 on Monday, May 12th, at 7 p.m., Lisa will be conducting her search for the perfect chocolate daddy.

Think you're a match for Lisa? Then e-mail your photo to
DateLisa@sirius-radio.com.

Contestants chosen must be:
a) Black
b) Black
c) Available to come to Sirius Satellite Radio studios in New York City on Monday, May 12th, for the broadcast; and
d) Did we mention? Black.

If you've got a good sense of humor and wouldn't mind sharing a plate of chicken 'n waffles with the Queen of Mean, send in your photo to DateLisa@sirius-radio.com. You just might be plucked from obscurity and make it to the final three.

HEY, QUEEN OF MEAN AND KING OF ALL MEDIA FANS! TUNE IN YOUR SIRIUS SATELLITE RADIO ON MONDAY, MAY 12TH, FOR A DOUBLE DOSE OF LL!!

That's right! Lisa will be appearing on her hero's show -- Howard Stern, of course -- on Monday, May 12th, at 8:30 a.m. EST, discussing everything from her upcoming show at Carnegie Hall to her Grammy anger to the NFL player backlash from her last appearance on Howard. So, switch on Howard 100 at 8:30 a.m. on Monday, May 12th. You'll kick yourself if you don't.

And as if that weren't enough, Lisa will be hosting her first one-hour special on Howard 101 that very same evening at 7 p.m. EST. Following in the footsteps of her buddies Andy Dick and Greg Fitzsimmons, Lisa will occupy a full hour of airtime on the station that made Bubba the Love Sponge a household name.

Listen in as Lisa conducts her on-air search for the perfect black man, or as she likes to call it, "Moolie Matchmaker." One year after dating whitey, Lisa is back to the blacks, and will hopefully be successful in her search for the perfect chocolate daddy. Tune in at 7 p.m. on the 12th, for a show you'll never forget.

CATCH LISA LIVE ON SIRIUS SATELLITE RADIO WHEN SHE VISITS HER BUDDY, BUBBA THE LOVE SPONGE, NEXT THURSDAY, APRIL 24!

Don't forget to tune your Sirius radio dials to Howard 101 next Thursday, April 24, when Lisa will make her first IN-STUDIO appearance on the Bubba the Love Sponge show in nearly a year. Listen in at 3:30 p.m. EST when no subject will be taboo with Lisa, Bubba, Spice, Brent, and the rest of the crew. As an added bonus: The boys have promised to find Lisa the perfect black man, so trust us, you're not gonna want to miss THAT!

ATLANTA SHOW RESCHEDULED

We regret to inform all Lisa's Atlanta fans that they will spend Saturday, April 19th, in a Lisa-less haze. Sadly, the Tabernacle suffered too much damage due to the city's recent tornadoes, and is therefore unsuitable for concerts of any kind at this time.

Happily, though, Hurricane Lisa WILL blow through the Tabernacle on a new date: Saturday, August 9th. Please contact the theatre for ticket exchanges, or to buy tickets for Lisa's show on this new summer date.

Just go to:
www.ticketmaster.com
right now for tickets for this newly scheduled show.

NEW "TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO"

Lisa's return appearance on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" last week was one of her best ever, and she has the pictures to prove it. Go to Lisa's photo page at myspace.com/lisalampanelli and check Lisa out with Jay, Stuttering John, and her new little buddy Ryan Phillippe. We know you'll love the new look everyone's been talking about.

TICKETS GOING ON SALE FOR NYC'S RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL!

That's right, folks. With two months to go before her May appearance at NYC's legendary Carnegie Hall, tickets are nearly sold out. So, LL is thrilled to announce that she has added a show to accommodate her Big Apple fans at Radio City Music Hall on
Saturday, September 13th.

Tickets will be available this Friday, March 21st, at 9 a.m. EST, so get them while you can. You won'twant to miss Lisa in one of the country's most prestigious and illustrious venues.

Just go to:
hereat 9 a.m. this Friday when tickets go on sale.

Remember, Carnegie Hall sold out quick. This will too. So get your tix Friday!

IF YOU LIKE HER ON THE SMALL SCREEN,YOU'LL LOVE HER ON THE BIG ONE!

Check out Lisa this Friday in theaters near you when she appears in "Drillbit Taylor" starring Owen Wilson. The new release from the creators of "Knocked Up" and "Superbad," is a hilarious comedic triumph with heart, and LL plays her scariest character yet -- that's right, even scarier than her role in "Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector." Mark your calendars for this Friday, March 21st, and get your ass to a theater to see Lisa in one of the funniest movies of the year.

MILWAUKEE CAN'T GET ENOUGH LL!

DUE TO SOLD-OUT FIRST SHOW,
2ND SHOW ADDED AT THE PABST THEATRE!
That's right -- Lisa's so big with her fans in Wisconsin that tickets for her show in Milwaukee flew out the door almost as soon as they went on sale. But, don't despair, Milwaukeeans! LL's added a second show at the Pabst Theatre that very same night, so wah-wah no more!

Just go to:
http://www.livenation.com/artist/getArtist/artistId/593624/
to get tickets for this newly announced late show when they go on sale this Friday at noon CST.

LL'S COMIN' BACK TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO"!

AND DON'T FORGET TO
MARK YOUR CALENDARS!
LL'S COMIN' BACK TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO"!

Well, the strike is over, and she's comin' back -- back to the show that put her on the prime-time television map. On Wednesday, March 19, Lisa will appear on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" for the fifth time! This time around, she'll have her way with Jay, her favorite chocolate daddy Kevin Eubanks, and special guest, actor Ryan Phillippe. Watch her as she verbally cornholes 'em all on Wednesday, March 19 at 11:35 p.m. EST on NBC.

West Palm Beach Pre-Sale!

We are pleased to announce that pre-sale tickets are now available for Comedy's Lovable Queen of Mean! You can buy tickets to select shows before they go on sale to the public through www.insultcomic.com and this webpage:

http://lisalampanelli.tickets.musictoday.com

The following show is currently on sale:

04/25/08 - West Palm Beach, FL - Kravis Center

Direct Ticketing allows you to buy tickets online for upcoming shows directly from the artist, as an effort to reduce the high surcharges from other online ticket vendors, and to offer a more convenient ticketing option. Pre-sale tickets will be on sale until March 6th.

Dallas and Atlanta Pre-sales!

We are pleased to announce that pre-sale tickets are now available for Comedy's Lovable Queen of Mean! You can buy tickets to select shows before they go on sale to the public through www.insultcomic.com and this webpage:

http://lisalampanelli.tickets.musictoday.com

The following shows are currently on sale:

04/18/08 - Dallas, TX - Majestic Theatre

04/19/08 - Atlanta, GA - Tabernacle

Direct Ticketing allows you to buy tickets online for upcoming shows directly from the artist, as an effort to reduce the high surcharges from other online ticket vendors, and to offer a more convenient ticketing option. Pre-sale tickets will be on sale until February 29th.

LL'S COMIN' BACK TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO"!

Well, the strike is over, and she's comin' back -- back to the show that put her on the prime-time television map. On Wednesday, March 19, Lisa will appear on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" for the fifth time! This time around, she'll have her way with Jay, her favorite chocolate daddy Kevin Eubanks, and special guest, actor Ryan Phillippe. Watch her as she verbally cornholes 'em all on Wednesday, March 19 at 11:35 p.m. EST on NBC.

"MAXIM ONLINE" NAMES LISA ONE OF"5 WOMEN WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO WANT (BUT DO)"

Maxim Online has made no secret of its editors' obsession with Lisa, having named her one of their "Top 10 Bachelorettes" back in 2007. So, it's no surprise that Lisa is now right smack in the middle of their list of "5 Women We´re Not Supposed to Want (But Do)."

Go to:
maximonline.com
to read why Maxim Online would like to do the dirty with Miss Lisa.

WHAT A WEEK!

LISA IS FEATURED IN "THE NEW YORK TIMES,"
SHE'LL BE TAKING OVER SIRIUS' RAW DOG CHANNEL
FOR TWO FULL HOURS, AND
TICKETS FOR HER TRIUMPHANT RETURN TO NEW YORK AT
CARNEGIE HALL GO ON SALE THIS FRIDAY!

"ARTS & LEISURE" OR "ARTS & SLEAZ-URE"?

Either way is fine with Lisa, who was profiled in the country's most prestigious newspaper, "The New York Times," this past Sunday. The article, printed in conjunction with the Queen of Mean's Grammy nomination, makes her almost legit. Don't worry, fans -- we said "almost"!

To read the balanced, fair and very entertaining piece, go to http://www.nytimes.com.

CARNEGIE HALL TICKETS ON SALE FRIDAY

It's been a year-and-a-half since Lisa performed her definitive style of insult comedy in her favorite place, New York City, and this time, she's playing the most famed theatre in the United States.

Lisa's show at Carnegie Hall on May 17th is sure to be a sell-out, so get your tickets when they go on sale this Friday at 11 a.m. Simply go to:

CarnegieHall.com and get yours before they run out. Make sure you're there for this groundbreaking Lampanelli night.

LISA TO GET RAW ON SIRIUS SATELLITE RADIO

Drop everything and tune in to the Raw Dog channel on Sirius Satellite Radio on Tuesday, February 19, at 7 p.m. to hear two full hours of Lisa. It's been nearly a year since Lisa took over the airwaves over at Raw Dog, and this time, she'll leave no subject untouched and no stone unturned.

Remember: Be there on Tuesday the 19th at 7 p.m., at Raw Dog Channel 104, on Sirius Satellite Radio.